What
Are You Worth?
My husband and I collect antiques and
often argue about their value. He’ll say, "This is worth
$500." And my reply is "It's not worth anything unless
someone is willing to buy it."
People put great value on things. I
laugh at how much some folks pay for little trinkets such as old
eggbeaters or broken toys like those I played with as a child.
(Yes, my old toys are collectable antiques now. Isn’t that a
cheery thought?) A lot of the stuff in antique shops looks like
junk I’d throw away. I wouldn't take those things if they were
free - and I certainly wouldn't pay for them. But they are
valuable to dealers and collectors, the people who are willing to
pay big bucks for anything old. Beauty and worth, after all, are
in the eye of the beholder.
I heard about a man who computed his
taxes and discovered that he owed over $3,000. He sent a letter to
the IRS that said, "Enclosed is my tax return and payment.
Please take note of the attached article from USA Today. In the
article, you will see that the Pentagon is paying $171 for hammers
and NASA paid $600 for a toilet seat. Please find enclosed four
toilet seats and six hammers.
Wouldn't you love to pay taxes that way? Obviously, toilet seats
and hammers (no matter HOW nice they are) are not worth this much
to anybody . . .
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